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James and his first Blog

OIOI you cheeky mares!!! Only mmeeeeeeee…. N i got some gossip for ya to kick start the bad apple blog!!!
Its jubilee weekend which means one thing…..Its Bad Apple’o'Clock!
Thursday night we’re open from 5pm so come down and get yourself a nice slushy cocktail with slices of real fruit in!!!…Cool huh? We’ll have top Disc Jockey Thom Dorke with us pumpin tunes through a tsunami of genres from techno to cheese to pop!!! It’ll be such a great night that we know we will also be seeing you on Friday where the people’s champ Linton will be playin us through the years with a choice of classic n new party anthems….Candy anyone?!?! Hot dogs anyone?!?! Eggs anyone?!?!
Anyways…7pm saturday we will expect to see you coming to apple to join us for a jubilee boogilee night! Come dressed as the queen if ur the baddest apple in croydon!!!….For the banter! Dj Schminky will be dropping it like its hot with his musical library of tunes….You want it he’s got it…..from Dance to Pop, Garage to hip hop!…<(Im a poet and i didn’t know it)!!!
Of course its bank holiday so the party dosn’t stop there, Sunday from 7pm our doors will b open with the force of DJ Analogue and his intelligent sounds! Its still jubilee weekend so come in your Great British attire!!!BUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! THERES MORE…?!?!?!?! of course there is…
MONDAY 4th JUNE!
Its Cosplay Night…the staff will be dressed in our coolest cosplay outfits so you better be too!!!!
See advertising for more details and check the Facebook page for the most up to date news!!!

Well it has been a pleasure informing you all of the latest, guess i will be back soon to express my love for you all once this jubilee weekend is over!!!
And if you see me jumping around having a dance….don’t point and laugh…JOIN IN Godammit! Don’t leave me hanging looking like a plonker!!

Muchos Love!!!

1 Comment

  • Claire

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    Loving this blog!! ;-)

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